Joe, a remorseless hit man, is in Bangkok to execute four enemies of a ruthless crime boss named Surat. He hires Kong, a street punk and pickpocket, to run errands for him with the intention of covering his tracks by killing him at the end of the assignment. Strangely, Joe, the ultimate lone wolf, instead finds himself mentoring the young man. At the same time, he is drawn into a tentative romance with a local shop girl. As he falls further under the sway of Bangkok's intoxicating beauty, Joe begins to question his isolated existence and lets down his guard--just as Surat decides it's time to clean house.

"Disaster Movie" takes on one of the biggest and most bloated movie genres of all time--the disaster film. The movie follows the comic misadventures of a group of ridiculously attractive 20-somethings during one fateful night when every known natural disaster and catastrophic event--asteroids, twisters, earthquakes, the works--hits the city. Not only must they make their way to safety, but they must attempt to end the rampant destruction by solving a series of mysteries. Taking aim at everything and everyone, from "Indiana Jones" and "Iron Man" to Amy Winehouse and High School Musical, "Disaster Movie" lampoons the blockbuster movie, pop culture icons and public figures along the way.